a citizen philadelphia suicide and left the following note:
    
    I married a widow with a grown daughter. My father fell in love with my stepdaughter, then married her - thus became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother because she was the wife of my father.
    My wife gave birth to a son, which of course is my brother-in-law, and also my uncle, because he is the brother of my stepmother. My dad's wife gave birth to a son, which of course is my brother, and also my grandson because he is the son of my daughter.
    Thus, my wife became my grandmother because she is the mother of my mother - I became a husband and my wife's grandson - and, because the husband of the grandmother is a grandfather - my grandfather IS MY OWN!
                                                                                                                                    Mark Twain